Sidd and Carrie's Wedding

I wish I knew why Dave and Mr. Pattanayak are leading Sidd’s mother
like she’s a hostage.




Everybody takes the usher role seriously, walking down the
aisle in utter silence. Dave is just exercising his mouth. In silence.


Only got one bridesmaid on camera. Mia problems.
That kid always ruins everything.


At first I thought this picture came out badly because
there’s so little light. But now I think it’s really romantic.


Can’t say I don’t post nice pictures of you Mandarin Duck :-)



Olivier had so much fun. Couldn't get the smile off his face.


John looks fab as always.


As do the Savios.


If my plate is empty it's because double D got into it. Probably
shouldn't refer to him like a problematic pet that keeps breaking
into the trash.


Kissing babies.



Steve got in some monkey time before he went off to college.


I hope you at least told people you had fun.


Awwwww.


Then Sidd and Carrie proceded to rule the dance floor.





Savios felt challenged to a dance off. They put forth their bestest moves.


But these two owned it.


A lovely union.

Bachelors Charm Vegas

I felt like I should pretend the boys' Vegas Trip was a big deal. That us girls sat home insanely jealous thinking of all the hot lady friend women that were throwing themselves at our men. So what if some of them were trannies and out of work prostitutes.


Rule number 1: Just look hot. And they will come.


They're coming. All the girls.


Really soon.




John tried to keep his spirits up. It's not easy for everybody to
be happy.
Why else the severe and sturdy, turn-your-face-crimson-red-poop-is-coming-out smile.



The girls are there. I swear. They just had to run to the bathroom
when this was taken.


Hotness leaves Vegas.

There were going to be several rules, like rule number 2 and rule number 3. But since rule number 1 never quite panned out, it never had to come to that.