Bachelors Charm Vegas

I felt like I should pretend the boys' Vegas Trip was a big deal. That us girls sat home insanely jealous thinking of all the hot lady friend women that were throwing themselves at our men. So what if some of them were trannies and out of work prostitutes.


Rule number 1: Just look hot. And they will come.


They're coming. All the girls.


Really soon.




John tried to keep his spirits up. It's not easy for everybody to
be happy.
Why else the severe and sturdy, turn-your-face-crimson-red-poop-is-coming-out smile.



The girls are there. I swear. They just had to run to the bathroom
when this was taken.


Hotness leaves Vegas.

There were going to be several rules, like rule number 2 and rule number 3. But since rule number 1 never quite panned out, it never had to come to that.